International Creative Strategist


Posts in satire
Titles of books I’ve yet to write (& probably never will)
  1. Watching Dr. Phil in Sweden: Homesickness & the Power It Holds

  2. Texting back & other ways my lack of self control has failed me

  3. Being Single with Shingles

  4. Cry Baby: My First Three Years in School

  5. So Your Mom Has Brain Tumor…

  6. ‘Why Are You Here’ & other questions you’re asked while abroad

  7. Crying on the Ubahn: A Guide for Twenty-Somethings Living Abroad

  8. Carbs on Carbs on Carbs: A Cookbook

  9. Me, Myself, & Ice Cream: On having IBS in an Ice Cream -Crazed Society

  10. Imposter Syndrome: I SURVIVED

  11. Opinions About Pop Culture: I Have Them & Think You Should Agree

  12. When You Are Too Invested: A Royal Fan’s Confession

  13. From Tampons to Chocolate & Beyond: The Glamorous Life of a Copywriter

  14. I Know. I Speak Funny in German.

  15. Freedom, Free Refills, & Free Wifi: Why I love America

  16. 101 Ways to Ruin A Date

  17. Say It Like You Meme It. The Sixth Love Language: Memes

  18. Just Kick It: How to fix your appliances when you’re too lazy to call someone

  19. Why Worry? Because that’s how my brain was wired: A Memoir

  20. I Use My Fork As A Knife, & other ways I have offended people unknowingly